The Case of the Man and Woman Who Said I Do, and then Didn’t, and All It Cost Was A Horse.

By DocPaul

Series: Michael Guerin, The World’s Greatest Alien Investigator

Episode: Three

Author’s email: DocPaul2002@yahoo.ca

Rating: PG

Spoilers: none, Roswell is over silly.

Disclaimers: The concepts and names are the same, but the characters belong to me. I give them life, more life than Roswell , better lives.

Warnings: This is not canon, so if you expect it, don’t. Things change. People change. It happens.

Summary:  A Michael POV documenting his investigating technique as the World's Greatest Alien Investigator. The question is value, and a skate key. Michael finds it for a small boy.

Author’s note: This is a fluff piece for me. Thought you could use a relief from angst…or prolonged angst. The idea of this story is taken in part from the movie Zero Effect with all parts after the first part completely mine. This case is dedicated to Tabi who shared a real life suggestion about a horse, that inspired me, and though the story isn’t quite the one she told, it was the basis of inspiration. Thank you.

 

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The Case of the Man and Woman who said I Do, and then Didn’t, and All it Cost was a Horse

 

Michael Guerin:

The World's Greatest Alien Investigator

 

~For Tabi~

 

I am Michael Guerin. I am an alien. And I am, without a doubt, the World's Greatest Alien Investigator. I have to keep saying that, because my trusted and most valued assistant is listening, and often she finds pithy comments destined to create dissension.

So with that, we come to an important topic. Naming. I’ve pondered the importance of names, and specifically, my own. Michael Guerin. Obviously, being an alien, I was given my human name by social services. Strange it is to wake up one day, alone, cold and afraid, with no language, no understanding, and... no name. So, Michael. It was given to me, and for a short period of time, it was all that I had to hold onto, that and nothing else.

I have never been anything but Michael. Well, with the exception of a few thoughtless people who didn’t mind demeaning me further by diminishing my name to Mike, Mikey, or even Mikey G. I think Mikey G was the most offensive. It sounds like Mikey Mouse’s trailer trash cousin from bum-fuck nowhere.

Michael Guerin. It says it all. It is me. Who I am. Who I will ever be. Once, on a distant planet, far, far away, I understand that I was Rath. Not any longer. There is a man out there, a man with my face, and he uses that name, he lives that Destiny, and I am more than happy to allow him to do so. Why? Simple. He had no choice. It was stolen from him. He woke up one day and was told who he once was. Who he would be. Who he must love. His entire life was a blank, and someone wrote everything about him on that empty slate. I feel for him. I do. Mostly, I thank heavenly intervention that saved me from that same horrible destiny. I am Michael Guerin. I am an alien, but everything else I am is exactly what I chose to be.

So naming. It’s important. I have a baby on the way, and often I am trapped in thought pondering a name. A good name. A brilliant name. Why?

Beginnings.

A name is the beginning of life. Our life. Our personality. It is a label upon which first impressions will be based. Obviously people would think of me differently if my name was say... Elvis, Clyde , or Buddy, and not Michael. So my child’s name is sacred to me. An honor. A privilege. A weighty responsibility. I’ve got a list. My trusty assistant, and the future mother of all my children, callously marks off my better suggestions. Hetfield. What the hell is wrong with that honorable name?

So, believe me, naming is important. And with that, it takes me to my point. The naming of my cases. It has been suggested, and hardly worth the mention, that my case names tend to be verbose and ostentatious. That is not so. They are informative and exact.

My case names tell you exactly what is necessary to understand the entire case, hence, the need for good, precise, and descriptive naming. So this leads us to the case I termed ‘The Case of the Man and Woman who said I Do, and then Didn’t, and all it Cost was a Horse’.

 

“We aren’t naming our child that.” Maria said tossing the pile of mail on the kitchen table. Going to the refrigerator, she took out the milk, quickly stirred in some chocolate sauce, and added a lot of Tabasco . Sighing in relief, she looked through the cabinets for food. Anything.

“Michaelson is a great name! It means literally ‘son of Michael’, which...”

“Is a mute point if we have a girl,” Maria suggested. “Or should we name her ‘Michaeldaughter’?”

Michael pointed at her. “Now you’re being silly.” Michael moved her aside, and pushed her into a chair hugging the bottle of chocolate syrup. He quickly began to make her a healthy sandwich. Something sane. Nothing too disgusting.

“Put cocktail sauce on it, and some baby shrimp.”

“It’s peanut butter and jelly.”

Maria’s brow wrinkled in confusion. She knew that! What was his point? “At least toss some pickles on it!” Maria rubbed her stomach. As their alien baby grew so did her bizarre cravings. They rode to Chicago on Michael’s bike last weekend for a stadium dog at Wrigley’s Fieldhouse. The cost was outrageous with gas cost added in, but they stayed for a double header, and she managed six dogs.

“Drink your milk cocktail.” Michael passed her the plain P&J sandwich minus anything toxic. “I was thinking for a girl maybe Michelle.”

“Michelle?” Maria took a bite of her sandwich chewing thoughtfully. “I like that. I’ll add it to the list.” Maria quickly marked it on a dry marker board on the refrigerator. Sitting down, she opened the mail groaning at the bank statement. “I can’t open this. You do it.”

Michael hefted the large unwieldy envelope in his hand. It was massive and heavy. “Damn. I think it’s alive.”

“Then hit it with a stick, but make it bring our money back first.”

“Too late.” Michael bit the bullet and pulled out the statement setting the cancelled checks to the side. “Ouch. That hurts. This balance needs life support.”

Glancing over Maria moaned. “I told you the carved Irish wood was too expensive.”

“It’s official. We’re broke, beaten and badly bent. How you feel about picking up shifts at the Crashdown again?”

“Only if you short-order cook, Moondoggie.”

Michael made a face at that. “So we dip into savings until payday.”

“Savings? Thought we were going to start college funds.”

“College later, renovation first.”

Their house. A three story Victorian run down and embittered by years of neglect was slowly emerging from a cocoon. Every month, they literally dumped their accounts on materials for the house, and every month there seemed to be more to do. It was a money pit. The repairs could have been completed a hundred times over, but they wanted it perfect. It was their dream house, and every stick of furniture, every wall of paper and banister of wood was thought over and carefully chosen from the hand carved Irish bogwood banister to the Austrian crystal chandelier in the front foyer. At the rate they were going, one day it would be complete. Perhaps if they were lucky, before their first child graduated from high school.

Maria popped the last of her sandwich in her mouth and went to scrounge for potato chips. “It could be worse. At least the nursery is almost done.” Maria kissed the top of Michael’s head. “You did good, papa. Five months ahead of schedule.”

Kissing her stomach, he calmly reached up and removed the chips. “Too much salt. I was inspired. But don’t get too excited. All the walls have been redone and the carpeting's in place, but we still need to put in the furniture and final touches. That’s your specialty. Think you can do it over the next five months?”

Maria snorted, grabbing her bag back and evading Michael’s hands. “It’s more like four and a half months now. So watch me. I’m inspired.”

Michael pulled her down into his lap. Kissing the side of her neck, his hand was strong on the side of her hip moving upward. Maria pushed it down and quickly kissed him on the mouth, and then kissed him again, not so slowly.

“Stop it. You’re not getting the chips, Spaceboy.”

Naming. There are exceptions to the name game. His trusted assistant was the only person he permitted to give him nicknames or refer to him by names other than Michael. He would never admit to liking them, but he did. There was nothing more intimate than her calling him Spaceboy, or the numerous other names she thought of along the way. The endearments were in a total different category, and though they weren’t big on cutesy names, he did like how sometimes they seemed to leave her mouth without thought.

“I love you.”

Maria moaned, her arms wrapping around his neck. “That is totally unfair. I hate when you use that to get your way.” Michael ignored her as he kissed her neck. All was fair in love and war. She surrendered. The chips were tossed across the room towards a countertop. Michael found her mouth and he moved deeper into her, his breath moving with her, as they both panted. She was always able to make his head swim, remove all thoughts of everything but her. Standing, he held her tight.

“Honey, bedroom...”

“Here,” said Michael huskily as he sat her on the kitchen table and crowded close to her as his mouth found her again. “Here is good.”

Michael was leaning over her with one arm supporting himself on the table when the knock came at the door. Kissing her, he refused to stop, but the knock was persistent. Maria groaned, and Michael cursed under his breath as their foreheads rested against the others. “You were right. The bedroom would’ve been better.” Straightening, he pulled her up and watched amused as she hastily tried to refasten her clothing. He didn’t bother with his open shirt. Maria pushed him to the door as she hopped off the table and went to make herself some more milk.

“Sheriff.” Michael’s voice wasn’t very inviting.

Maria looked around her husband. “Hi, Jim!”

Michael might be the World’s Greatest Alien Investigator, but Jim Valenti wasn’t a slouch either. He took in their disheveled appearance and a slight redness moved up his neck. “Sorry to disturb you folks at home, but I needed to see Michael.”

“If it’s our neighbors complaining about the parked skip in the back alleyway, tell them that I left room for the city maintenance and trash collection to get through, and it’ll be gone soon. My crew is doing the roof this weekend, so...”

Jim held up his hands. “No, Michael, there’s no complaint. You’re fine. I saw the permit for construction. Everything is on the up and up.” Maria quickly put on some coffee. Frowning at the decaf, she shrugged. It was all that Michael would let in the house. Who knew that letting him become a father was going to turn him into a worry wart and petty dictator?

“Jim, coffee?” Jim quickly nodded. He took a seat at the table as Maria grabbed cups. She took out fresh cream and sugar.

Michael looked over at Maria and found her eating the chips again. Calmly removing them, he handed her an apple. “What is it, Sheriff,” asked Michael as he sat Maria down in a chair and quickly filled the cups with coffee. Taking his seat, he waited patiently as his eyes met Maria's. They had a new case.

 

Love. It was a strange thing. I have to say that in my early life that was the one sentiment sorely missing. Now I always felt I was a brother to Max and Isabel, and they cared for me in their way, but love? No. Or not so that I really felt it. More akin to pity. Isabel would share her sandwich with me at times, and Max spent time with me. Those times were always appreciated, but no one likes to be the charity case, or pitied for circumstance.

I realized early that though they valued me, their own lives would always be a higher concern. Neither cared how miserable or unhappy my life was, as long as I didn’t cost them their nice comfortable cushy home with loving parents. Bitter? Not really. Not any longer. Resigned. I was fighting a battle I could never win with them. Once I was told that Isabel was my destiny, and I quickly accepted that my life could be that strange being an alien, but destiny? No. I refuse to allow my entire life to be set out like a plan. It was crap. I knew that immediately, because as much as I love and care for Isabel, I’d never think of her in that way.

Something was wrong. That divine spark. A touch of breathlessness and awe that comes from touching someone else, and having them touch you. Isabel had been the only female influence in my young life up to sixteen, and it was shockingly little and insufficient. Imagine settling for that for a lifetime? Maria wrecked all thought of ever following the alien destiny. In one look, one touch, and a smile, there was no home more important to me than her. Of course, it took me some time to admit that, even to myself.

I could watch Isabel and Max leave the Earth forever, and I would miss them. But Maria? No. It was like a physical ache, a real pain… the thought of living without her. I allowed myself to arrogantly think I could, that it was possible to walk away and go on. Even I have to admit that should I have ventured too far abroad, it was she that would have brought me home.

Love is a beacon. A light in a living kaleidoscope of loneliness. Humans align themselves into pairs, saying sacred vows of forever. They take their life partners as a part of themselves, and there is a belief in saying the vow that nothing, and no man, can cast asunder what has been bound by God.

Bullshit.

The divorce rate is around fifty percent. That means that of every two marriages, one will fail. Even the most in love couple can find themselves a few years later bitterly signing papers to dissolve the union. Where does it go wrong? And why? Hard to say, even for those involved. One day you love someone, the next day you’re wishing them gone. Perhaps nothing is sacred.

Nothing, except Maria. For me, it’s Maria. Will we ever divorce? I wouldn’t even commit such an outrageous curse of saying no. But I will say that Heaven and Earth would have to move, rivers would have to reverse flow, and time would have to stop before I would do anything to make her walk away from me again. Yes, again. Maria and I. We have a history. A long one starting when we were sixteen. In three years of long angst and pain, we walked through hard times, violence, and fear. We walked together, we walked apart, and through it all, we always found our way back together. She is the one abiding constant in my life. My anchor. In those years of uncertainty, we lived through more together than most couples ever experience. If we did not break then, I can’t image anything ever doing it now. She makes me better. Makes me want to be better. Mostly, she makes me free. And for an abandoned alien bastard, that is everything.

So divorce. It happens. And beyond the whys and the whynots, we can see the results. That leads to our case. Divorce is messy. It is bitter. It reigns in all the pain and anger, and allows it an outlet.

 

“Patty Lynn Talbot Parsons shot Richie Parsons in the leg.”

Maria’s mouth flew open. “Aren’t they divorced yet?” Patty Lynn Talbot and Richie Parsons were about two years ahead of her and Michael in school. High school sweethearts, they married after graduation, and no one thought they would ever break up. People thought wrong.

Jim stirred sugar into his coffee. “Officially? Yeah, it was signed over two weeks ago. The fighting is over division of property.” Jim sipped his coffee and looked at Michael over the rim.

“The horse.”

Jim nodded. “The horse.”

Maria was quiet after Jim left and Michael looked at the time. It was late, and they hadn’t even fixed dinner or done anything they normally did in the evenings. “You want me to order a pizza?”

Maria nodded. “I think I’ll take a bath while we’re waiting.”

Michael stopped her on the way out of the door. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. Not really.” Maria turned and searched his eyes, her hands framing his face. “I guess you never know. I think of Patty Lynn and Richie, and I remember how they were this great love match, and it reminds me of Max and Liz.”

Michael was silent. Max and Liz. Max had moved out last week. They were officially separated and giving each other space. “It happens, Maria.” Michael swallowed the bitterness in his stomach. Max betrayed his and Isabel’s trust, for a woman he was now on the verge of divorcing. It was a bitter pill to swallow and it didn't make it any easier to know that Max was still in love with his wife.

Maria played with his shirt. “Then there's everything about us.”

“What about us? Is this about my buying the bike?” Michael asked, amused. His big toy.

Maria snorted. “No.” Her eyes went serious. “I love you happy, and riding the motorcycle makes you happy. That’s fine.” It had been expensive, but so was the house. They would make ends meet somehow.

“Then what? I thought we were doing good.”

“We are.” Her hands were slowly unbuttoning his shirt again. Silly boy actually fastened his shirt. He always made her work hard. “I was thinking about how no one thought we were a good idea, that our relationship was based on hormones and lust.”

Michael laughed and kissed his wife hard. “Hate to tell you this, but it was. Definitely. My hormones were raging hard, and there was definitely lust.”

“I mean more. No one thought our emotions were true or lasting.”

Michael was suddenly serious. “No. They didn’t. Sometimes, I didn’t either. Or I wanted them not to be.” Maria nodded. That hurt. It always had. Given a choice he never would have chosen her to fall in love with, but it snuck up on him, ensnared him before he could do anything but struggle.

“I know.”

Michael forced her to look at him. “I walked away, demeaned and negated our relationship from the very beginning, but there wasn’t a moment when I didn’t know that you were it. You were the one for me. So I raged against the inevitable. No man at 16 wants to see his entire life written, narrowing from possibilities. I spent my entire young life thinking I wasn’t for this world, and you, darling, are this world. You couldn’t be for me. So I denied and walked away from the only thing I ever truly wanted, for a dream.” Michael kissed her. “It wasn’t a dream, Maria. It was a nightmare. You... you were the dream.”

Maria kissed him. “When did you get so romantic?”

“I’m not. I can tell the truth, and if that is romantic, then fine.” It wasn’t hard anymore, talking to her, telling her things. He had grown accustomed to telling her everything. “What I thought I wanted when I was young has changed. I have what I want.”

Maria took his hand. “Why don’t you come take a bath with me?”

“What about dinner? I really need to feed you.”

Maria pulled him to the stairs. “Good, then come take a bath and we’ll talk about food later.”

 

Divorce. I really didn't think about it much until recently. Max and Liz seem to be heading that way, but there is always hope they can staunch whatever is wounding their marriage. Now, Patty Lynn and Richie… interesting couple. High school sweethearts, they oozed and gooed all over the place, every possible makeout corner of West Roswell High. Graduating, they had high expectations, and became parents from the get go.

Then Richie took all their savings and bought Donner’s Prince. A nice mare with good papers and good legs. It was Richie’s dream to win races with Donner’s Prince, to establish a racing and breeding stable. It was a nice dream, but highly unrealistic. There was more to racing horses than buying a horse and placing it in a race. Richie never considered the cost of training, feed, and maintenance. Medicine. Vet bills, and so many other aspects. It bled his family coffers dry, not that they weren’t pretty brittle to start, and cracking.

Needless to say, Patty Lynn began to suspect that Donner’s Prince was a big competitor for her husband’s affection, and as much as Richie loved that horse, she hated it. For three years they fought, in private and in huge public brawls, over the horse. Whatever was good between them was lost, trampled under hoofed feet as their divorce became something even the citizens of Roswell would gladly pay for, just for some peace and quiet.

There wasn’t much in way of property to be settled, mostly bills. One major asset was Donner’s Prince and according to the courts, and Patty Lynn’s lawyer, Richie had to sell the horse and split the proceeds. Patty Lynn had finally found a way to break Richie Parsons' heart.

 

“How are yah, Richie?”

“Guerin? How do I look? They took a 38 caliber bullet out of my thigh.” Jim was silent, listening to Michael as he talked to Richie. Maria was wandering around the hospital room eating out a bag of pretzels. Mustard flavored. She bought them out of a vending machine on their way up, and refused to hand them over.

Michael shrugged, frowning at Maria eating herself sick on salty treats. “You look dirty to me, Richie. Ever think of taking a bath?”

“Huh?” Richie scratched his ear reflectively.

Michael shook his head. “Nevermind.”

“Richie, I couldn’t hold Patty Lynn. Her Daddy posted bail. So why don’t you tell us where the horse is so the courts can oversee the sell.”

Richie sighed. “I told her! I told her that a salesman came by, looked at the horse, and offered me a price. Next day, I go out there, and the horse wuz gone.” Richie tried to adjust himself in the bed. “I reported it to you, signed a report, and that was it. I was swindled. You find my horse, you can sell it.”

Michael was silent. He just sat there on the table edge beside the window. “When did this happen?”

“Three days ago. Ask the Sheriff, I was in the PD immediately.”

Michael looked at Jim who nodded. “Mind if I look around your place?”

“Why,” Richie asked suspiciously.

“Why not? If the horse is gone, the horse is gone.”

Richie looked at Michael nervously and then at the expectant Sheriff, unable to say no, he nodded. “Yeah, sure whatever. As long as you keep that crazy lunatic off my ass.”

“You’re just lucky Patty Lynn is such a terrible shot,” Jim said.

That got Maria’s attention. “Terrible shot? He got a bullet in his leg.”

Jim nodded. That was true. “She wasn’t aiming for the leg.”

Maria’s mouth opened. She looked at the injured thigh and then a little to the side. “Oh. Oh!”

 

 

“So what are you hoping to find at his place?” Maria asked as she turned her head to look at the fast food restaurant passing by. “Honey, can we stop for a quick burger?”

“Fast food is loaded in fats and empty calories. I’ll make you something when we get home.” Michael looked at his watch. “We need to stop at the job site too. They were cleaning up today.”

“I’m... we’re starving,” Maria quickly amended.

Michael looked at her and a slight smile pulled at his mouth. She was eating for two, and the second one was an alien. “Whannaburger?”

“Excellent. Have them put peppers on it.”

Michael quickly pulled in and ordered what was needed for the both of them. “So, chances of the horse being at his place are slim. I’m thinking of Buddy Barker.”

“Richie’s best friend?”

Michael nodded, passing the food to Maria as he paid for it. “Buddy has the family ranch, and they have horses. He can hide Donner’s Prince there.”

“I’m sure Jim checked that out.”

Michael nodded. “Yeah, but I haven’t. You want these onion rings, or fries.”

Maria was pushing French fries in her mouth. “Both.”

“Pig.”

Maria laughed. “You knocked me up. Talk to your son or daughter. Now that I no longer have morning sickness, I can’t seem to stop being hungry.”

Michael smiled again. His son or daughter. “How long until we know for certain what the sex is?”

“Next ultrasound. Do you want to know, or do you want it to be a surprise?”

“I think an alien baby can be enough of a surprise. I want to know the sex.”

Maria was quiet. She tried to keep herself from worrying too much about the alien aspect of her child’s parentage. Michael was mostly human, she was human, so she had to hope the baby would be the same, and not be in danger from the government.

“It’ll be okay, Maria,” Michael said, looking at her. It was hard to hide things from the World’s Greatest Alien Investigator, and after all these years she had learned that lesson well.

“I know.” Sometimes you just had to believe.

The Parsons place was run down. Patty Lynn wasn’t much of a housekeeper, and with two children, and a husband who worked part-time for Wheeler Chemical, money wasn’t in ready supply. Especially when most of it went towards a race horse’s upkeep.

They went to the stable first. Michael walked around as Maria climbed up on the fence to watch and polish off her food, along with a good portion of Michael’s.

“Anything?”

Michael came to stand next to Maria. “Horse is gone.”

Maria snorted. “Obviously. The paddock is empty. Hard to hide a few hundred pounds of horse flesh.”

“Best to do it in clear sight,” Michael said easily munching on a few fries. “C’mon, darling. Let’s go scare Buddy Barker to death, then check out the boys.”

“My man.” Maria let him lift her down. She chuckled softly at his ‘dah-ling’ he liked to say in a mock southern drawl. Silly. One good thing about finally growing up and learning to dream different dreams was that Michael finally learned how to play.

Buddy Barker saw them coming. Somehow after Jim Valenti left, he knew that Guerin would be next. Looking around nervously, he tried to quell his nervousness, but then he saw Maria DeLuca-Guerin getting out of the SUV and his heart dropped to his feet. Well shit.

“Hi, Buddy Rae. How’s business?” Maria asked kindly.

The man moved uneasily on his feet. She was even more beautiful then he remembered, and that was hard. He had spied her across the way in Roswell just last week. “Ms. Maria. I hear that you're with child.”

“Heard that, huh? Good news travels almost as fast as bad, it just doesn’t linger as long.”

“That’s true.”

Michael scowled. Like he didn’t know that Buddy didn’t have a crush on his wife. “Guess you heard about your pal Richie’s run of bad luck.”

Buddy nodded. “Yeah I heard that psycho bitch, Patty Lynn tried to shoot his family jewels clean off.”

Michael raised a brow. Interesting. “Actually I was referring to his horse, Donner’s Prince, being stolen by a confidence man. Horse thievery is still a hanging crime in this State.” Michael made a face. “Richie’s dick doesn’t concern me. Small targets aren’t hard to miss.”

Maria bit back a smile, and busied herself with talking softly to Buddy’s horses standing in the paddock. A black mare came up to her, and was gently breathing in her hand, searching for a treat. Maria laughed softly at the huffing breath.

“What you want, Guerin? The Sheriff has already been this way looking for that horse. I’ve got all the dentals and vet records up to date, if you care to check.”

“I’m sure you do, Buddy Rae.” Michael looked over the paddock. Donner’s Prince was a chestnut mare, a real beauty. Nothing here matched that description. “I believe you wouldn’t want to come between Patty Lynn and Richie. That Patty Lynn is one unforgiving woman.”

Buddy snorted. “Don’t I know it. I once might have mentioned how flabby her thighs were looking after the last kid, and damn if she didn’t dump my ass in the river. That woman makes rattlesnakes look peaceable.”

“That’s…sweet,” said Maria sarcastically. “Why Buddy Rae, I refuse to believe that you were ever that uncharitable to a lady.”

“Normally, Ms. Maria, that would be true, but Patty Lynn ain’t what I would call a lady.”

They were on their way back to Roswell when Maria turned in her seat. “Do you ever notice how damn southern we sound when we have to investigate?”

Michael laughed. “Like that little lilt, do you... Ms. Maria?”

“Stow it, Spaceboy.”

Michael laughed harder. “A little ‘good ole boy’ helps people to talk. They’re already intimidated enough.”

“Oh, my big old scary husband.”

Michael raised a brow. “Darling, I was talking about you.”

“Little ol’ me?” Maria snorted, secretly pleased. Damn straight. They should be scared. She was one scary little chica.

 

The best thing about being an investigator is that the cases are rarely that difficult. Most of them hinge on common sense, and knowing what is possible within human nature. If you were to take the time to observe and know what people are capable of, you could answer the hardest of questions without even leaving your home.

I knew where the horse was, almost immediately, but all investigation should be followed up with fact, and carefully scrutiny of the facts.

So here were the facts.

One, Richie Parsons loved that damn horse. It symbolized a dream. He’d rather have Patty Lynn shoot off his balls then lose that horse.

Second, Richie couldn’t keep the horse at his place, so that meant he would have to store it at some place safe. Some place he trusted. That meant Buddy Rae.

And finally, the best place to hide something was in plain sight.

 

“Guerin, back so soon?” Richie turned off his TV.

“Some things are purely academic.” Michael waited until Jim caught up with them. He called him on his way back in. This case was over, and he wanted it finished. He and Maria were busy people. They were painting an upstairs room, getting it ready for wainscoting, and the boys were coming over to put on the roof in a few days. No time to waste over mundane things.

“I told you that the mare wasn’t at my place.”

Michael perched his lips. “Knew that. But, I still had to look around. Place looks pretty run down. It used to be a nice place when Patty Lynn’s Dad gave it to you.”

“Money's tight.”

“I hear you. Our place eats away all our expendable cash, but I figure in a little while that will be done, and we can make up the difference.”

Richie winced. “I thought the same. Few years of running short, relief never looked near.”

Jim walked into the room, smiling at Maria who was picking through some of Richie’s flowers, rearranging them and tossing out the dead ones. He smiled as she added fresh water. Nesting. The young woman hardly looked pregnant, but it was slightly beginning to show.

Jim let regret move over him. Had things been different, he might still be seeing Amy DeLuca and Maria and Michael’s child might be something more to him. But that was the past, and perhaps it needed to stay there.

“How’s your mother, Maria?”

Maria looked at Jim in surprise. It had been years since those two had dated, and Maria remembered how upset her mother had been when Jim stopped calling and started dating younger women. It was right around the time he was fired as Sheriff. After three years of returning to a status of Deputy, Jim was finally the Sheriff again.

“She’s fine, Jim. Still running her shop. She expanded a bit, and increased her business interest with another shop in Las Cruces. It takes up her time.”

“I heard she was getting married.”

Maria licked her lips, slightly uncomfortable talking about her mother. “She is. A lawyer from Las Cruces. Sometime next Fall.”

Michael saw Maria’s discomfort, and interrupted the polite conversation. “Sheriff, the horse?”

Jim nodded. “Right. The horse. You find out anything?”

Michael looked Richie in the eyes, straight. “I thought I’d allow Richie to tell you.”

Richie feigned innocent, but the nervous tick of his eye belied that. “What? I…”

He never got to finish as a whirlwind hit the room in the form of a mouth foaming Patty Lynn. “You lying sack of shit! I know you’ve got that damn horse stashed! I want my money, and I want it now!”

Michael barely registered the gleam of metal of the gun in Patty Lynn’s hand. It was a long process for the synaptic connections between his eyes and his brain to discern the information, process it, and give his body an order to respond. Diving over the bed, he took out Maria where she stood beside the flowers as the ringing sounds of gun fire rang in his ears.

The ringing echoed into the sudden silence, before all hell broke loose.

“Dammit, Patty Lynn!” Jim picked himself up off the floor where he'd jumped the young woman. He quickly restrained her and removed the gun, emptying the bullets from the loading chamber. Richie Parsons was cowering in the bed, breathing hard.

Michael rolled off Maria, and tried to help her sit up. “Hey! What’s the idea of flattening me? I would’ve got down!”

Michael checked her over quickly, suddenly all the color drained from his face. “You’re bleeding. That loony bitch shot you!”

Maria looked down at the trail of blood streaming down her arm. Lifting her blouse sleeve, she looked at a bleeding scrape. “No, that was from where I hit the table on my way down.” Maria looked at her husband. “Michael, sweetie, you need to put your head between your knees?”

“Shut up!” He was on his feet with her in his arms. “Emergency room, now!”

Jim raced after Michael. “Michael, wait! Wait. The horse...”

“It at Buddy Rae’s just like you suspected.” Michael pointed at Richie. “He’s got black shoe polish behind his ear, and…” Michael showed Jim one of Maria’s hands which had a black mark on it as well. “A black mare at Buddy’s place left this on Maria when she petted him. Wash him down, you’ll find he’s Donner’s Prince. Now get the fuck out of my way.”

Michael didn’t wait to hear Jim read the divorce couple their rights. Far as he was concerned, they should be sentenced to life in prison, in the same fucking cell. Lunatics.

 

A truism is that sometimes you don’t know how much something means to you until you lose it. Maybe that was true for Richie Parsons in regard to Donner’s Prince, and the tragedy of it all was that it should have been how he felt about losing Patty Lynn. Seeing my loyal and beloved assistant bleeding on the floor was not something I can describe or ever wish to repeat seeing. I’ve never denied how valuable she is to me, and risking her over something as mundane as a horse was been inconceivable.

So, in that regard, perhaps people need to stand back from ego and self-interest, look beyond the pains of their normal living and really assess what is valuable. They should do it before it's too late. If you know what you love, you can work hard to protect and save it from all harm. That was the greatest lesson in foresight.

If Richie had valued and worked as hard for Patty Lynn’s love as he did for that damn horse, his life could have been a different one. That is true for a lot of people facing a break up and a divorce. Priorities. Look beyond the inner demons and assess your life. Ask yourself, what can you live with, and without. It makes things a little easier to bring the big picture into focus.

 

“Can I come in?”

Maria looked over at the door. “Liz! Absolutely! I was dying of boredom here.”

“I heard a rumor you were here. It’s not the baby?” Liz asked softly.

“No. We’re fine. Or we will be after Michael stops harassing the doctors. He’s had them run every test imaginable, and then some. The man is about two cards short of a full deck.”

Liz laughed. “I never thought he would be this way. All those years ago, I never imagined him possible of so much emotion.”

Maria smiled, closing her eyes briefly. “Strange, to me he was the most emotional of men. Everything touched his tough exterior and he seemed to rage with it. I never doubted his ability to feel deeply.”

Liz nodded. “Perhaps that's why you two work so well together. You really see each other.” Liz looked uncomfortable. “So you getting sprung from here anytime soon?”

Maria sighed. “I hope. Waiting for lab results, and Michael is off badgering my OB/GYN. He gets a little lunatic at times, but most times, he walks the straight and narrow.”

Maria looked at her best friend. Liz was unkempt. Wearing a Crashdown waitress uniform, she must’ve come straight over from the diner when she heard the news.

“How are you? We haven’t talked since...”

“Max moved out. I know.” Liz held Maria’s hand. “I’ve been avoiding you.”

“Why?”

“Envy. A sense of failure. I don’t know.” Liz laughed bitterly. “All those years ago, I was so smug over my catch. Max Evans. My soulmate. Ours was this great love.”

Maria tightened her hand. “It still is.” Maria sat up a little. “Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t still love him.”

Liz shook her head. “It doesn’t matter.” Maria shook her head. Of course it did. Love always mattered. “I can’t give him a child, one that he deserves.”

“I thought you were dealing with this, Liz.”

Liz bit her lip. “I was.”

“What happened?”

“Simon.” Liz said simply.

“Simon? Our Simon?”

Liz felt bad. Hating a small child like Simon Garcia. “Isabel and Jesse are trying to adopt him.”

“I heard. Sounded wonderful. He has no one now that his mother is dead, and Isabel needed something more than Jesse to make her feel good.” Maria paused. Liz was pale. Her skin was ashen and almost green. She looked sick. “What’s going on?”

Liz angrily wiped a tear that moved down her face. “Max wants to adopt too. He thinks it would be great.”

“And you don’t want that?”

Liz shook her head. “I want Max to have his own son, like Zan. He deserves to have his own, just like Michael.”

Maria moved to the side of the bed. “Liz, you deserve your own baby too, but that’s not going to happen. You know that. Adoption is a way to build a family. There are children out there, children like Michael, Max and Isabel who need people, homes, and someone to love them. You have so much love. You could share that.”

“I... I don’t want to give up on having my own.”

Maria groaned. Specialist. Liz went to every possible specialist imaginable. They all said the same. She could not conceive. Her eggs were dead. That moment of death before Max saved her, all the living ovum in her body died, and they didn’t come back.

“Liz… it’s not going to happen. You know that.”

Liz got up angrily. “So Max tells me! I told him to fix me! To heal my body, but he refuses. He refuses to even try! If I can’t give him children, then he should be with someone else. Someone that can. Someone like...”

“Tess?” Maria suggested softly.

Liz sat down dejectedly. “Yeah. I should’ve never come between them. I let him go, and something in me couldn’t let it end that way.” Liz looked at Maria. “How different would it all be if Tess had Max, Alex lived, and Zan was their child?” Liz wrung her hands. “My selfish pride brought me to this. I was his soulmate, his destiny, not her. And I was paid back in kind. I should’ve asked Future Max if we had children and if not, why. I should’ve asked. I didn’t, Maria. I didn’t ask, because all that mattered was me and Max... not even our possible children. I didn’t ask about you. About Alex. I knew both Isabel and Michael died, but I didn’t ask about you.”

“It’s okay, Liz. You were in love. Young. The man of your dreams comes from the future and tells you that your great love wasn’t that great, that it destroyed the world. How are you supposed to take that?”

Liz shook her head. “Better than I did. This is like punishment. All the signs were there. All along. Signs that I was fooling myself into believing I was important, more important than even you. This is the last slap in the face telling me to wake up and face reality.”

Maria looked up and saw Michael. He had been listening. She shook her head. Hugging Liz, she looked at her husband.

“It’s not true. You don’t deserve this. You never did. Pride? What is that? Love out of control, or true happiness telling you that nothing can touch you? I don’t think you deserve to be punished.”

Liz cried. “Yes, I do. For Alex, I do. I started this, and he paid the price, and in all this time, I let my life be more important. I all but forgot about him.”

Maria shut her eyes. They all had. Love Alex. They did, but he was gone. They lived on. “There's no punishment needed. Alex would’ve never wanted us to climb in the grave with him.” Maria pulled Liz away and looked at her friend. “Don’t let this hurt and anger make you do things you’ll regret later. You love Max. He loves and risks everything for you. Make a way. Find a compromise. Believe in love.”

Liz laughed softly, in a huffing noise, not in any way amused. She touched Maria’s stomach. “Of the two of us, I thought I had found the real prize. Here you are with the man you love, pregnant with his child, a real career and company, and a dream house. You found your way, Maria. Why can’t I find mine?”

Maria stared at her husband. “Believe in love. Believe. It’ll help you find the way.”

 

Love did find a way. It found me mine. I use to be like Liz. Lost. Searching for a taste of redemption, a taste of worth, and looking for a home I’d never see. I could’ve spent my life looking at the stars, dreaming of what could’ve been, or should’ve been. I didn’t. I let love guide me, and it led me out of that pod chamber that one faithful day to find Maria, Liz and Kyle trying to stop us from returning to Antar.

Following love saved my life. My life and Max and Isabel's as well. In all of these years none of us ever thanked Maria for that, but she's the reason we all still live.

Divorce. It is the cutting off of an arm, a dream, and a once hoped for future that was bright and full of love. Max and Liz are looking at that loss because they can’t find a way to talk, or settle all the old scars. All Liz can see is Zan, and her inability to give Max all he gave up for her. Selfish and selfless in the same act. Max can't find a way to convince Liz that it doesn't matter, that without her, there is no future, whether children figured in it or not.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes the answer isn’t what we want to hear, or what we want it to be. But there is no right or wrong to the answer. It is what it is. The solution. Liz needed to find her solution, acceptance, and in that, she needed to realize what was most important. Her giving Max a child, or loving him forever.

Their lives and problems were their own.

As Maria and mine are ours. Sometimes lives crossed, and sometimes they only ran side by side. I will never apologize to Liz Parker for my children, my love of Maria, or for the fact that in some strange skewed way we were closer to having the life she counted on and expected. Life is work. Love is work. No relationship is given easy. I learned that the hard way. Maria taught me that.

Max and Liz were given a love, an expectation of being soulmates, and they thought it would insulate them from the harsh realities of life, the necessity of working hard for it. They were wrong. Nothing is guaranteed. It is the sheer act of working hard for what you want that gives everything its dearness.

That was why Patty Lynn and Richie failed. And why Liz and Max stood on the edge of the dark precipice. They bypassed the essential steps in making a relationship work. For Patty Lynn and Richie, it was too late. Max and Liz still had time. Despite everything, they were still in love. Time to throw away lost dreams and make new ones. That was what Max and Liz needed to do, together. Before it was too late.

 

Michael stood looking out of their bedroom window. Sunset. It was brilliant in the desert. He liked the encroaching darkness stealing vermilion from the sky and replacing it with darkened purples and deeper hues of night. Maria came up behind him and hugged him tight, her head lay on his back.

“You okay, baby?”

Michael reached around and brought her close to his side. “No.” He looked down at her shiny golden hair and the brilliant green color of her eyes. “I scared myself today, Maria. I forgot how fragile life is. I could’ve lost you.”

“Michael...”

“No. It’s okay. I just learned something today. Something I didn’t even realize.”

“What?” she asked softly.

“If I knew you that day in the Crashdown anywhere the way I know you now, I would’ve risked everything had you taken the bullet.” Michael stared at her intensely. “I finally understand what Max must have felt. Maybe he got to that point with Liz faster than I did with you, but today, I understand.” He understood, and he could forgive.

Maria kissed him softly her arms going around his neck.

“Don’t ever leave me,” he whispered to her.

“Not likely.”

 

TBC: The Case of the Strong Poisoning of the Lady’s Auxiliary