Bell , Book and Candle

By DocPaul

Chapter Two:  Only seeing horizontal…

 

 

“So, what did she say exactly?”

Michael looked at Alex with blurry eyes. “What do you mean, what did she say? This is my fucking life you want a blow by blow account of, Whitman!”

“Can it, Michael. You’ll tell us anyway.” Alex looked over at Max, who, at two in the morning, was still pressed and coiffed. Impressive. Fucking sad. The man had had three martinis and he didn’t seem phased. “Work with me, Evans. Get this poor toad to tell us all the juicy details of how she kicked his ass to the curbside.”

Michael rolled his eyes. “She cried, okay? Are you happy? I made another fiancée cry. Which, as you know, only lasts a good week or so, then she begins to imagine ways to make me pay. To annihilate me. To have my balls cut off. Great, now I have five….damn, six of them gunning for me! I don’t get it. I never break up with them. All they had to do was sign the damn paper, and we’d be married and pushing out small Guerins.”

“This is just tragic. You’re more broken up over the loss of potential Guerins than the loss of any of these women.”

“That’s not true, Alex. I have feelings. I’m not a complete emotional retard.”

“Name them. All of them. It’s only been a period of two years and five fiancées. You can do it, can’t you?”

“It isn’t five, it’s six if you count Daphne. Does Daphne count?” Alex and Max both nodded. Sighing, Michael resigned himself to having six ex-fiancées. “Course I can name them! First was…Lisa, daughter to Mark Granger, Head of the Planning Commission. Second was, um…” Michael scratched his brow. He saw Alex about to help him out. “Don’t tell me! I know….Bambi! Her father was the partner I took on for the Bridge project.” Michael frowned. “Courtney was the daughter to James Colton, of Industrial Steel Company. Too bad about him being indicted for kickbacks, but that Courtney was a skank. I count myself lucky to be free of her...” Michael paused for a moment. “Didn’t you sleep with her?”

Alex held up a peace sign. “That was before I knew who she was and that you were engaged to her.  I didn’t connect the dots until after the wedding was cancelled.”

“Forget it. It was a slim getaway either way. Fourth was Bunny Pixler? Her father was the distributor giant that provides all my raw materials. Nice man, that Matt Pixler.”

“Dammit, Michael. Look at their names and who they are. Are you marrying a woman, or her father’s business? I mean, damn! Bunny and Bambi….Are you even listening to yourself?”

“They weren’t all that bad. There was Lisa and Courtney. Those are normal names.”

“And the fifth?”

Michael’s face screwed up as he tried to recall his fifth fiancée. Damn. He couldn’t even picture her face. That was okay, she was the one he was engaged to for the shortest period of time. “I can’t remember her name, but her father is the contractor for waste removal. His skips are the largest and have the best pickup schedule.”

“Pathetic,” said Alex. “And Daphne’s mother is the chair on the City’s Zoning Commission. Are you seeing a disturbing trend here, Michael?” Alex sighed when Michael stared at him blankly. Shaking his head, he buried it in his hands. “You’re ordering yourself to be in love with women based on their family connections. It’s business. All business.”

“That’s not true. I dated these women. Got to know them….”

“Name one thing about each of them. Name something personal.” Michael was strangely silent. He couldn’t even name anything intimate about them. Shouldn’t he even know their favorite fragrance? Hell, why did he think about fragrances? Frowning, he refused to believe that they were so low on his radar that they didn’t even make an impression. “You know, you’re a fine one to talk, Alex. You have a different woman on your arm every time I see you. Tell me, what attracts them? You, or the fact that you can get them into private parties with rock stars, sold out concerts, and can introduce them to celebrities?”

“Granted. But, I realize what my charms are, and as much as they use me, I can’t say I’m not getting anything out of my following of groupies. Unlike you, I don’t think sex is hyped,” Alex said. He looked at Max who was reading the papers that Michael had tossed back at him.

“I don’t get it.” Max said. “I wrote this agreement myself. It’s perfect. Totally equitable. In the event of a divorce, she knows exactly what she’s entitled to, and there is no room for doubt.” Typical. Max wasn’t even contributing to the conversation. He was obsessing over his work.

“Comforting,” said Alex dryly. Ignoring Max, a man who had ice water in his veins, he turned to his totally clueless friend and ex-roommate. “Michael, you’ve got to ditch this ten year plan shit. Trust me. It’s going to get you hurt.”

“You don’t understand, Alex. The plan is working. I’ve still got a year to get married.” There was no sense in scrapping a perfectly good plan.

Alex shook his head and got up to go get them more drinks. Max watched him go. “It’s better this way, Mike. You’ve got too many assets to take a chance. You’ve worked too hard to get there to take a chance on marriage without protection.”

“Great. A marriage condom. Thanks, Maxwell.” Michael rested his forehead on his crossed arms on the table. “At least this time, I wasn’t left at the altar.”

“I appreciate that too.” Alex said placing three beers in front of each of them. “It was getting hard to stand in front of a congregation of friends and family and tell them the bride changed her mind, but stay and eat the damn food.”

“A person has a right to protect their interest, Alex,” Max observed, eating the olive from his martini.

“Why am I not surprised to hear you say that, Evans?” Alex looked at Michael. “Really, buddy, I’m telling you, this ten year plan sucks.”

“I’m close. I said when we were eighteen that I wanted a business, success, and have a wife and children. I can deal with the waiting for the children thing, if I was at least married.” Ten years. He gave himself ten years. It was close. So close.

“What if you don’t make it, Michael? What then? Does your idea of the world collapse?”

Michael made a face. “Of course not! You wouldn’t understand.”

Alex peeled the label from his beer. “Sure I do. I’ve known you all my life. I’ve known your family, how you were raised. I can understand what’s going on in your head, but it doesn’t make it right.”

Max waved his martini glass at a passing waitress. “Alex might be right, Michael. You’re not your father, or even your mother.”

“I’m not doing this because of them.” Michael frowned into his bottle. He wasn’t. “It’s not easy being me, some days. I just want a real home. Stability. Not for me, but for my kids.” Michael put the beer down. “It’s been better since Serena married Jim, but that came with problems too.”

Alex and Max both nodded. Kyle Valenti. Michael’s stepbrother. His mother, Serena married Jim Valenti when Michael had turned seventeen, and things improved for him. He got a stable father figure and a brother, and his mother stopped moving him around from one part of the town to the next with a new man as his uncle or stepfather every month.

“Michael, look, maybe you should approach this marriage thing differently.” Alex said, trying to be reasonable. “Instead of picking a woman that you have a slight interest in, one that runs in your circles or goes to your clubs, try maybe meeting a woman that actually holds your attention, one that you can actually talk to and want to listen to, and most importantly, find one you can love.”

“What makes you think I didn’t love…Daphne?”

Alex shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe because you can barely remember her name, because you didn’t sleep with her for almost a month and that was okay with you, and how you can’t even tell me anything about her. Nothing really personal.”

Michael grimaced. “Sex is overrated. I do know her name. And I can’t forget those eyes. Green. Brilliant. Alive. Like living gems of emerald. Expressive. Passionate. I could almost taste the…”

Alex looked at Max and shrugged. Max frowned. “Michael, Daphne has blue eyes.”

“What?” Michael looked at Alex for confirmation.

Alex nodded. “Blue. Her eyes are blue.” Alex smiled, slightly liking his friend’s reaction to a pair of green eyes. That was the first real passionate response he had seen from him in a long time. “I think you should try finding something in your life…something passionate and honest. You can’t just fall in love by a plan.”

“That would mean rethinking my plan…”

“Scrap the plan. If you really ever fall in love, you won’t need or want an prenuptial agreement, because you won’t be planning to ever get divorced.”

Max had to disagree. “He needs one regardless, Alex. Don’t be stupid, Michael. You’ve worked too hard to take chances. I told you that two years ago when you suddenly decided it was time to get serious about finding a wife.”

Alex looked at Max with disbelief. “Don’t tell me you had Liz sign a prenuptial agreement!”

Max looked embarrassed. “Well, actually…”

Alex shook his head in amazement. “No fucking shit! The woman put you through law school. She’s been with you since high school, worked two jobs to put you through law school, only going to college part-time herself so you could go full-time. Man, you are one ungrateful dog!”

“Hey! Liz and I understand each other. She’s a journalist now. It’s what she wanted to be. I proposed to her, and…”

“You proposed to her because she got pregnant, Max. I saw you dating that intern from your office on the side.”

“That was business.”

Alex made a sound of disbelief. Michael looked at Max, shaking his head. “I have to agree with Alex, Maxwell. Liz deserves half of everything you make. She put you through law school and herself through college. And you’re wrong, she’s not a journalist. Not yet. She’s a late night researcher for a news service. That’s not the same thing.”

Max made a face. “Now my world has altered. Michael, you don’t even like Liz. Why are you defending her?”

Michael shrugged. “Maybe because she’s pregnant with your kid. I might not care for her personally, but that doesn’t mean I can’t admire her work ethic or her loyalty to you. She puts up with a lot, and she sticks. That’s better than I can say for any of my fiancées.”

“Jesus, Michael. Don’t compare Liz with your fiancées. You were planning on marrying a nameless woman, give her a few kids, and then disappear into your work while she dealt with raising your children and running your home. Liz is not the same.”

Michael shook his head. “Okay, Maxwell, then tell me…who’s going to raise your child? Are you going to alter your schedule to help raise the baby or is Liz going to have to cut back her work or even quit her job to do it?”

“Hey, Liz agrees that her job is less important than mine. She’s only going to stop working for a few years until the baby is old enough to go to day care.”

Alex rolled his eyes. “Right. That’s until she gets pregnant again, and suddenly ten years and three kids later, she’s too afraid to try to make a life for herself. All those years stuck in your shadow as the little woman, she’ll wake up even lacking what little personality she has, where her only phrase is, ‘Max says…’ or worse, ‘What do we do now, Max?’. At least love her enough to want more for her.”

Alex waved for another round. As the waitress deposited more beer on the table and took away the empties, Alex raised his fresh beer to his two lifetime friends, “Here’s to us. Shining examples of selfish males, and failures at real relationships.” Alex clicked his beer to the others. “Drink up boys, let’s drown ourselves in our pathetic lives. Aren’t we the perfect catches?”

 

~~~

 

“Maria?”

Maria looked up from her work and smiled at her roommate, Tess. “Hey! So you decided to come home.”

“Probably shouldn’t have. I was nowhere near finished with studying. This test block is going to be brutal. This section of Physiology is kicking my ass. No matter how many times I study it, it doesn’t seem to want to stick.”

Maria smiled kindly. “You’ll get it. You always do.”

Tess smiled and picked up a few pieces Maria had finished. “This is incredibly beautiful.” She turned the glass bowl over in her hands, the color streaking through the glass reminding her of a sunset. The oranges and reds were streaked with wisps of blue and purples.

“It’s for floating candles. I made some special candles that look like water lilies.” Maria was slowly cleaning up her work space.

“Maria, this work and the shop, I know it’s your life now, but don’t you miss…”

Maria interrupted her. “No. I’m happy here. I feel good.”

“But you’re helping the Coalition. Doesn’t that work bring back a desire to return to work as a…” Maria shook her head and Tess sighed. “You used to love it. The fast pace. The action. Being in the middle of it all.”

“Used to. True. Now I want a life that’s quiet. I need the calmness.” Maria smiled at her best friend and roommate, Tess Hardy. Smiling at her unruly blonde curls messed up by Tess’s frustrated hands running through them. Her petite friend was a beauty. A small pocket Venus with a startling pair of blue eyes. She was the strongest person Maria knew. Tess had nothing if not a strong desire to succeed. She didn’t know how to quit. Unfortunately, Maria did.

"Well, now that I know how your day went, let me tell you about mine! I had the most incredibly rude male beast in my store today..."

 

 

~~~

 

Max let himself into his apartment that he shared with Liz Parker. It was late. Real late. After four in the morning. Sighing, he noticed the light was on in the den. Standing in the door, he watched Liz for a moment, as she typed into the computer. Her long brunette hair was pulled back in an untidy ponytail, she had a pencil behind her ear, and one in her mouth. Her face was devoid of makeup, and she looked tired.

“Hi.”

Liz looked up at Max, but quickly looked at her screen again, so he couldn’t see her face. “Hi, Max.” Too late. Max saw the look in her soulful brown eyes. She was hurt.

“You’re up late.”

“Yeah.” Liz said. Sighing, she looked at him again. “I got home and you weren’t here, so I decided to do some work.”

“You should be resting.” Max entered the room and came to sit on the edge of the desk. “Sorry, I should have left you a note. I went out with Michael and Alex.” Liz raised an eyebrow, but didn’t comment. “Michael presented Daphne with the prenuptial agreement tonight. She tossed it back in his face and created a huge scene at the restaurant.”

“And of course, the Boy’s Club had to commiserate with Michael, seeing how victimized he was by his evil now ex-fiancée?” Liz asked, not without a little bite to her voice.

“It wasn’t like that, Liz. Alex spent the night trying to convince Michael to give up on this insanity of finding a wife by schedule, and let it happen naturally.”

“What? Scrap his wonderful plan of a happy life?” Max winced at the bitterness in her voice. It hurt, but he was beginning to suspect that Liz didn’t believe in happily ever after any longer. It was hard to say who made her this way, him or Michael with his ten year plan.

“Give him a break, Liz. You know how he was raised, pulled between Hank and Serena. He doesn’t believe in love, but he does believe that there can be a normal life for at least his own children.”

“Then he should consider that they might need two parents who love each other, and not two strangers who are indifferent to each other. His stupid plan is going to be nothing less than what his parents gave him.”

“Is that what you’re afraid of what will happen to us? To our children?” Max was asking a question he never considered. Maybe it explained why Liz was so offended and upset with Michael’s ten year plan.

“I love you,” said Liz simply. Max couldn’t help but notice she hadn’t said that they loved each other.

“Liz…”

She quickly stood up, moving past him. “I need to get some sleep. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment in the morning. Ultrasound.”

Ultrasound? “Do I need to be there?”

Liz sighed. “I don’t know. It’s not like you’ve made it to any other appointments. I told you the time and date two weeks ago. It’s at ten-thirty.”

Max frowned. “I’ve got a meeting at…”

“Fine.” Liz walked around him and headed for bed. She had been stupid to wait up for him. Max sighed and followed her.

“My job is important.”

“I know.”

“Liz, I can’t afford to take off with you going on maternity leave, and with the baby coming, add in the cost of the wedding…”

“It’s fine, Max. It’s always fine. Whatever you want.”

 

~~~

 

Michael rolled over and groaned at the clock. It was only just after five in the morning. What the hell was wrong with people? He’d only been in bed for the last hour, and he was definitely hung. The damn ringing wouldn’t stop. Not in his head, and not from the damn phone.

“Yeah!” he barked into the receiver.

“Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed!” Michael rolled his eyes at his father’s voice.

“Hank. That’s because it isn’t morning here yet. What do you want?”

“Mikey, is that any way to talk to the old man?” Hank laughed, and Michael rolled his eyes again when he heard a woman’s voice in the background laughing and telling his father that the water was getting cold. Rolling out of the bed, Michael took the cordless phone with him to take a leak. His bladder was screaming in pain.

“Is there any other way?” Michael almost groaned in relief as the pressure in his bladder released. Somehow it said everything to him to take a piss while talking to his father.

“Listen, Mikey. I’m in Aruba . Michelle called to tell me that we were invited to your wedding. I don’t think I can make it, kid.”

“Don’t worry about it. The wedding’s off.”

“Again? Did I miss it? She didn’t leave you at the altar like the other ones?”

Michael quickly washed his hands and took his father’s voice to the kitchen to scout out aspirin and orange juice. Starting the coffee, he stared at the clock. Hell, he could’ve gotten another three hours of sleep. “Never got that far.”

“Oh, damn son, what the hell is wrong with you? Five, sorry, make that six cancelled weddings! You should be more of a chip off the old block.”

“No, thanks, Hank. I think I’d rather have six attempted marriages instead of six failed ones like you.”

Hank was silent for a moment as the woman’s voice whined to him that she was getting lonely. “Yeah, baby. Give me a moment. I’m talking to my boy.”

“That doesn’t sound like Michelle, Hank.”

“Oh, it’s not. It’s my secretary Carla. We just finished a brutal contract, and I decided we needed to recoup our energies, so I took us to Aruba .”

Michael made a face at the phone. “Bet Michelle, your wife…your current wife isn’t too happy about that.”

“Oh, I was going to tell you. Michelle and I, well…that didn’t work out. It’s been going bad for a while, so we finally called it quits.”

Michael shook his head. In other words, Hank got tired of Michelle and playing husband and took off with another secretary. “Is Michelle taking it well?” asked Michael, but he already knew the answer to that. He was seven when his dad left, taking his personal secretary with him. He never came back.

“Well, she needs a little time to adjust, but after a while she’ll be happier, free of me.”

“No doubt,” said Michael dryly. “What about the kids?”

“Kids?” Michael rolled his eyes at his father’s voice devoid of emotion.

“Yeah, there are two of them, Hank. Your children with Michelle. Jason is seven, and William is six.”

“Oh, I told Jason and Will that I’d be home to visit and take them places. I was thinking of taking them camping next month.”

“Uh huh.” Michael rubbed his pounding head. Great. His half brothers could forget that promise. Hank Guerin never followed through on anything in his life. Not marriage and not any promises to his many children. To date, Michael had two half brothers and a sister courtesy of his father, and two sisters from his mother, and one stepbrother. Of all of them, he only really knew his stepbrother, Kyle Valenti. The others were either years younger or with bitter ex-wives of his father. He grew up with his two sisters for a few years before the divorce from his stepfather, Pierce. Currently they were in a private school. He met them a few times after his mother divorced their father, during a few vacations. The private school was part of the divorce settlement.

“Well, son, I have to go. Since you aren’t getting married again, I think we’ve covered everything.”

“Sure we did.” Michael waited to say goodbye, but the dial tone was goodbye enough. “It was nice talking to you, Dad. Yeah, I’m doing fine,” he said to the dial tone. Michael hung up the phone. Grabbing a cup of black coffee, he went to soak his head and tired body in a hot shower.

Breeding and environment were terrible things. If love and happiness was a world with vertical lines, then he was living in a world with only horizontals. He wouldn’t recognize love if it bit him on the ass.