Muse #11- Nothing but dialogue.

"Is this seat taken?"

"It's a free country."

"Wow, that's original."

"I try."

"Obviously. Reading a newspaper, huh? You know, I've always been attracted to worldly men."

"Really? Well, there are some that would refer to me as other worldly."

"Even better."

"So what's a beautiful woman like you doing riding the bus by yourself? Your boyfriend allows that?"

"Excuse me, but I'm a very independent woman who answers to no man."

"Single then?"

"No, I have a boyfriend. Though I think it's soon to be had a boyfriend."

"What did the poor bastard do?"

"See, he's a bartender-"

"What a coincidence, so am I."

"Imagine the odds. Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, he's a bartender and I caught him in bed with one of the slutty waitresses from the diner next door. Can you believe that! The tramp was even still wearing her little uniform!"

"Kinky!"

"Pervert. But the jerk got what was coming to him."

"Uh-oh."

"Yeah, let's just say that the next slut who falls into bed with him is going to have a few questions when she gets a look at his package."

"You didn't!"

"I did. Let's just say I left my mark."

"Noted. Though, I can't help but notice you're wearing a waitress uniform too."

"Yes, and?"

"And? Well, obviously your boyfriend was an ass not to realize that he already had a sexy waitress at his disposal. Why the need to seek other options? Tell me, would you ever consider wearing that uniform off duty? For him, that is."

"If he were to ask nicely, I suppose."

"Awesome."

"Well, I just told you all about my love life. How about you, Bartender, some lucky girl have you on her leash?"

"Never!"

"Somehow, I doubt that."

"Whatever. I had a girlfriend."

"Had?"

"Yes, until I found out she was picking up strange men on the bus. On her way to work."

"Tragic!"

"Heartbreaking."

"Poor baby. Is there anything I can do?"

"Actually-"

"This is Ford Street."

"Mmm, well, I'll have to give you a rain check on that. This is my stop."

"No way. Mine too."

"Shocking."

"I know…Hey, Maria?"

"Yes, Spaceboy?"

"Will you really wear your uniform off duty for me?"

"Hmm…. I don't know. Last time, there was some damage."

"Please? I'll be good. I promise."

"Absolutely promise?"

"Always."

"Mmm. Well, in that case, okay. But if anything happens…you'll face the consequences!"

"Wicked."

"Oh yeah! See you on the way home, Michael."

"Mmm…Can't wait."

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